What is…even happening?

 

Ummmmmmm. Uhhhhhhh. Liiiiiiiiike. Pfffff… Dude. Calm down. I don’t know. SHHHHHHHHHHHH…

There there. It’s okay. I mean, uhhhhhhhhhh…no no, it’s fine. I meaaaaaaaaaaaan… Yeah—like, no, it’s cool—yeah, it’s okay… Blegggggghhhhhh…

…Hm? OH, WAIT—GOOOOOOOD, YESSSSSSSS…OH GOD, HNNNNNNGGGGG… I’m drooling. God, I’m drooling. Ffffffffffuuuuuu…

Okay…okay. I’m good. No no, shhhhhhhh… Like…I’m fine. OH WAIT! I MEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN…

Pfffffffffff…

—Astrid

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