Category Archive: Beth

INT. ZOO — CAFETERIA — NIGHT

A whole SLEW OF ANIMALS convene around a table. FRANK the seagull perches on a chair. FRANK Alright. Let’s go around the table. Buster, let’s start with you. BUSTER Okay, yeah. That goat… Continue reading

What is the secret?

  “What is the secret?” That’s ya question? Well why tell if it’s a damn secret, sweetheart? Christ. …Alright. Fine. Ya want a secret. Sure. Keep ya mouth shut. That’s how ya keep… Continue reading

EXT. ZOO — AFRICAN PLAINS — EARLY MORNING

[MATURE] The ENTIRE CAST mills about, sleepily arranging into lines. A distant fire alarm screeches. GABRIELA the dragonfly, atop a makeshift trolley, moves down the first line, pushed by a water buffalo. GABRIELA… Continue reading

EXT. ZOO — FLAMINGO EXHIBIT — DAY

[MATURE] BETH the ostrich and LEONARD the flamingo stand alone, looking at the water. BETH Look, I ain’t gettin’ paid two shits for this, you know that? You pay the fuck attention, or… Continue reading

EXT. ZOO — AFRICAN PLAINS — DAY

[MATURE] BETH, an ostrich, scrutinizes the grass. JAMIL the gazelle sky-gazes. BETH The fuck is this. What is this. You see this? This what they feed you poor buggas? I tell ya, I… Continue reading

What is friendship?

[MATURE] It’s when you have a real shit day and ya just wanna cry, and so ya sit there and you let it out and you get it all done—and your mate just… Continue reading