Category Archive: Tray

Frugivore (haiku)

‘EY! WHAT! ‘FRAID O’ FRUIT? I CAN EATCH Y’ASS! I JUS’ DON’T! ‘SRIGHT! WHOSE A JOKE NOW? —Tray the Siamang

INT. ZOO — CAFETERIA — NIGHT

A whole SLEW OF ANIMALS convene around a table. FRANK the seagull perches on a chair. FRANK Alright. Let’s go around the table. Buster, let’s start with you. BUSTER Okay, yeah. That goat… Continue reading

EXT. ZOO — PRIMATE EXHIBIT — DAY

TRAY the siamang hangs in his tree. WALLY the parrot perches atop enclosure wire above. He holds a juice box. TRAY ‘EY! YOU! BIRD! BEAK! CHOO COME FROM? WASSA MATTA? LUNCHROOM TOO RITZ?… Continue reading

What is the deal?

  ‘EY! CHOO GO’N ON ‘BOUT? CHOO MEAN, “WASSA DEAL”? YOU TRIPPIN’? … S’RIGHT. S’HOW IT IS IN HERE. WORD. YOU GET HARD OR GET OUT. YA HEAR? … AIN’T RIGHT YOU COMIN’… Continue reading