Category Archive: Fife

Squirrel Culling (haiku)

No no no no no! Wait wait wait wait, wait stop stop! …Look look, I’m a red! —Fife the Gray Squirrel Advertisements

What is it you’re lookin’ at?

  Look look look look look… Watch watch watch watch watch… *a beat* …See? …See?! There there there. Right there there there. Another one. Oh, for the love of— No no no—just wait… Continue reading