Category Archive: Red

Poachin’ (haiku)

Naw. That shit be wack. Damn niggas affa m’nose. Like, shit, son. Gitch y’own. —Red the Rhino

INT. ZOO — CAFETERIA — NIGHT

A whole SLEW OF ANIMALS convene around a table. FRANK the seagull perches on a chair. FRANK Alright. Let’s go around the table. Buster, let’s start with you. BUSTER Okay, yeah. That goat… Continue reading

EXT. ZOO — RHINO EXHIBIT — DAY

[MATURE] STITCH the pygmy jerboa forages while RED the rhino eats. VIN the jerboa panics just outside the exhibit’s edge. Stitch has fallen in. VIN (to Red) I’ll kill ya! STITCH Yea. Kill.… Continue reading

EXT. ZOO — RHINO EXHIBIT — DAY

[MATURE] RED the rhino forages in the shade by a pond. ROGER the piranha watches from the water. RED Listen, Rog’. Can’t just be floatin’ ‘tween exhibits like you’s a peacock or bird. You’s… Continue reading

EXT. ZOO — RHINO EXHIBIT — DAY

[MATURE] RED the rhino, with LOU and MANNY, crows. Manny squats on top of Red’s horn. RED Naw, dawg. See, the brown ones, they got some muthafuggin’ Rocky Road shit goin’ on, know… Continue reading

EXT. ZOO — RHINO EXHIBIT — DAY

[MATURE] White spots riddling the gray mass of a RHINO—some black-pitted dribbles, some dusty, dry impacts. A black speck flits from lump to lump. RHINO Man, jus’ ‘bout had it upta here, see. Candy-ass… Continue reading