Category Archive: Jeeves

Thanksgiving (haiku)

Not-so-bad idea: YOU try Turkey-Tuckin’ Day. I “Thanks, but no” thought… —Jeeves the Turkey

What is the problem?

  It’s a not-in-your-life-you’re-outta-your-crazy-fuckin’-mind-type deal—I’ve got a no-way-no-how-jackass policy. You read? I’d get started on a let’s-turn-this-crazy-effin’-ship-around-kinda maneuver, ‘cause without my biz, you’re up-creak-without-a-paddle fucked. Royally. —Jeeves