Category Archive: Vin

“Vermin” (haiku)

No, no! Keep away! I ain’t done nothin’! I swears! I AIN’T CHEWS AGAIN! —Vin the Jerboa

INT. ZOO — CAFETERIA — NIGHT

A whole SLEW OF ANIMALS convene around a table. FRANK the seagull perches on a chair. FRANK Alright. Let’s go around the table. Buster, let’s start with you. BUSTER Okay, yeah. That goat… Continue reading

EXT. ZOO — RHINO EXHIBIT — DAY

[MATURE] STITCH the pygmy jerboa forages while RED the rhino eats. VIN the jerboa panics just outside the exhibit’s edge. Stitch has fallen in. VIN (to Red) I’ll kill ya! STITCH Yea. Kill.… Continue reading

INT. ZOO — LION EXHIBIT — DAY

AZRIEL the lion lounges, watching, while trapped VIN the jerboa scrambles for escape. AZRIEL What…is it…truly…that makes you run like so? VIN No! Please! You can’t! You can’t! No! You wouldn’t! You wouldn’t! AZRIEL… Continue reading

What is your name?

  Vin. Yeah. Vin. Right. Sure. Yes. That. *a beat* …Wait. Why. Who is this. Who’s askin’. Who needs to know. What for. I take it back. Hold on. *another* …Fine. Vin. Sure.… Continue reading