Category Archive: Lou

INT. ZOO — HONEY BUCKET— NIGHT

LOU the crow and CHARLIE the moth stand on the brim of the toilet. Lou paces. LOU Come on, C., come on, C. It’s important, important. No one needs to know, needs to… Continue reading

EXT. ZOO — CAFETERIA — DAY

LOU the crow paces atop a picnic table. FRANK the seagull stands behind, watching. Tossed salt packets and a broken bird’s band lie between them. LOU I’s don’t know, I’s don’t know… What’s… Continue reading

INT. ZOO — RAINFOREST EXHIBIT — NIGHT

MANNY and LOU, crows, pick from a garbage. CHIN the chameleon watches from the habitat. They’ve been at this awhile… MANNY ‘Ey, what is it with this guy, uh? LOU Manny, don’t. He… Continue reading

EXT. ZOO — FARM EXHIBITS — CHICKEN COOP — NIGHT

LOU the crow paces nervously. LIONEL the rooster calmly watches. LIONEL Listen heres, son. You ain’t one to be holdin’ hisself for the workin’s of his neighbor. ‘Tain’t how the world goes—‘n’ neither’d… Continue reading

EXT. ZOO — RHINO EXHIBIT — DAY

[MATURE] RED the rhino, with LOU and MANNY, crows. Manny squats on top of Red’s horn. RED Naw, dawg. See, the brown ones, they got some muthafuggin’ Rocky Road shit goin’ on, know… Continue reading

INT. ZOO — CAFETERIA — NIGHT

LOU the crow paces back and forth on the floor. WANDA, a loose peacock, watches. WANDA Louie-bin, y’know ‘e’d neva go anywhere’s wit’outchya. LOU Yeah, yeah. I know that, I know that… WANDA… Continue reading

MANNY (O.S.)

MANNY (O.S.) Jus’ sayin’, bird only turns two once a yea’!   EXT. ZOO — SAVANNA TREETOPS — DAY An eating GIRAFFE, its head deep in the branches. A fat crow, MANNY, squats… Continue reading

EXT. ZOO — CAFETERIA — DAY

Two crows on the ground near a table. A SKINNY one hunts the ground for scraps; a FAT one watches and talks. FAT ‘N’ so ‘e says—so ‘e says—”Ain’t got not salt.” You… Continue reading