Category Archive: Niles

Cancer (haiku)

Dese “city” types,  uh? Even rot don’t scare ’em, see? Mean…what dese glands for? —Niles the Opossum

INT. ZOO — CAFETERIA — NIGHT

A whole SLEW OF ANIMALS convene around a table. FRANK the seagull perches on a chair. FRANK Alright. Let’s go around the table. Buster, let’s start with you. BUSTER Okay, yeah. That goat… Continue reading

INT. ZOO — AUSTRALIAN EXHIBIT — DAY

DEMI the kookaburra squats on a branch. NILES the opossum lurks below, obviously waiting for someone. He’s been here awhile. DEMI …y Demi mudder, y Demi brudder, y Demi sister, y Demi papá…… Continue reading

INT. ZOO — CAFETERIA — DAY

[MATURE] WALLY the parrot, cafeteria mascot, sits in his cage in front of food stands. NILES the opossum lurks in shadows below, obviously waiting for someone. WALLY Tuesday. It’s Tuesday. It’s Tuesday. NILES… Continue reading

What is the plan?

  It’s a party, uh? Score some dough, right? No point to it otherwise, I think. Listen. I’m your guy. I know what I need to know. And I know you wouldn’t be… Continue reading