Category Archive: Frank

INT. ZOO — CAFETERIA — NIGHT

A whole SLEW OF ANIMALS convene around a table. FRANK the seagull perches on a chair. FRANK Alright. Let’s go around the table. Buster, let’s start with you. BUSTER Okay, yeah. That goat… Continue reading

EXT. ZOO — CAFETERIA — DAY

LOU the crow paces atop a picnic table. FRANK the seagull stands behind, watching. Tossed salt packets and a broken bird’s band lie between them. LOU I’s don’t know, I’s don’t know… What’s… Continue reading

EXT. ZOO — RHINO EXHIBIT — DAY

[MATURE] RED the rhino forages in the shade by a pond. ROGER the piranha watches from the water. RED Listen, Rog’. Can’t just be floatin’ ‘tween exhibits like you’s a peacock or bird. You’s… Continue reading

EXT. — ZOO — FLAMINGO EXHIBIT — MORNING

LEONARD, a flamingo, hunts for food. FRANK the seagull sits on his back. LEONARD You know—you know—you know—I tell ya—I really appreciate this, man, Frank. Really appreciate this. Like… really. I appreciate it. FRANK (gesturing at… Continue reading

INT. ZOO — RAINFOREST EXHIBIT — DAY

[MATURE] A WEASEL sits in low branches, looking at something distant. ZEE the fly is busy nearby. WEASEL (gesturing) Oi, geddis. ‘Nuvva one movin’ in? Nuffin’ ‘ell for it! …Righ’. Gonna makes meself acquainted.… Continue reading

INT. ZOO — RAINFOREST EXHIBIT — DAY

[MATURE] Two piranha float in a wall tank—one EDGY, one CHILL, both submerged. CHILL And so, like…y’just…can’t, man. Can’t listen to ‘em. ‘Cause, like…otherwise? They get you, like…like they wanted. And you just…… Continue reading