What is this? Vegan?

 

Oh…DUDE…that is TOTALLY what it is! Gnarly shit, yo? I mean…check it! These fellas here? Like…not EVEN from chickens. Not even the SAUCE, that is, man. Wicked tight, right? Oh, you KNOW… “Eggs Benedict,” bro? More like “Eggs Bene-SICK”! No WAY I could rip it without. Can’t beat it, yo!

—Chad