Category Archive: Big Mac

INT. ZOO — CAFETERIA — NIGHT

A whole SLEW OF ANIMALS convene around a table. FRANK the seagull perches on a chair. FRANK Alright. Let’s go around the table. Buster, let’s start with you. BUSTER Okay, yeah. That goat… Continue reading

EXT. ZOO — AFRICAN PLAINS — EARLY MORNING

[MATURE] The ENTIRE CAST mills about, sleepily arranging into lines. A distant fire alarm screeches. GABRIELA the dragonfly, atop a makeshift trolley, moves down the first line, pushed by a water buffalo. GABRIELA… Continue reading

EXT. ZOO — SMALL WOODED CLEARING — DAY

TRISH the butterfly chatterboxes. TRISH So, like, this guy, y’know? Like, maybe…a fly? Anyway… He said to go see some squirrel thing, and then the squirrel thing said something about, like… McDonald’s? I… Continue reading

EXT. ZOO — SMALL WOODED CLEARING — MORNING

A motionless Hercules beetle, BIG MAC, sits on his log. ZEE, a fly, labors off-screen. ZEE (O.S.) So Zee say, “Not all fly want more fly.” Why need. More fly, more worker, less… Continue reading

MANNY (O.S.)

MANNY (O.S.) Jus’ sayin’, bird only turns two once a yea’!   EXT. ZOO — SAVANNA TREETOPS — DAY An eating GIRAFFE, its head deep in the branches. A fat crow, MANNY, squats… Continue reading