Carne (haiku)
Demi like carne. Carne best-fruit. Ya. It best. Good ting fruit no mind. —Demi the Kookaburra
Demi like carne. Carne best-fruit. Ya. It best. Good ting fruit no mind. —Demi the Kookaburra
New ones. New ones. New. ‘Kay, first: What makes a cage. Wals. Two: What’s that. Flightless. —Wally the Macaw
Yeah. “Pest.” Yeah. “Pest.” Kill… Kill. Kill. Gas. Trap. Poison… …Wait. “Kill.” Kill? Kill. Wait… —Stitch the Pygmy Jerboa
No, no! Keep away! I ain’t done nothin’! I swears! I AIN’T CHEWS AGAIN! —Vin the Jerboa
Object, life. Creature. Where does one. End and be-. -Gin? Some might know. Not me. —V the Barnacle
I’m so glad. That I can’t. Fit on the. End of a. 3- prong fork. Be- cause I. Don’t think I’d. Cope Well. … Would You? —V the Barnacle
“Delicacies” Ill-advised: Narcissistic, Nutrient-deficient Enslavement Remains (Unethical Pleasures) —Sark the Vulture
Zee need no more human squash bug. Bug gut not so pleasant on rug. Would go get Zee mop and beat them ’til stop, but seem would make more mess than slug. —Zee… Continue reading
‘EY! WHAT! ‘FRAID O’ FRUIT? I CAN EATCH Y’ASS! I JUS’ DON’T! ‘SRIGHT! WHOSE A JOKE NOW? —Tray the Siamang
Oh…em gee. “Silk worms.” I mean…whine more, please…yanno? You’re just burn victims… —Trish the Butterfly