Category Archive: Francine

Male Chicks (haiku)

Such young dears. Poor things. Can’t lay eggs, so can’t be kept. Can’t be helped, though, hon… —Francine the Hen Advertisements

INT. ZOO — FARM EXHIBITS — CHICKEN COOP — DAY

Two hens, FRANCINE and BEATRICE, search the nests discreetly, speaking in broken hushed tones. FRANCINE Now, dearie, the poor miss has a right to her privacy, you know. Wouldn’t be right to impose…… Continue reading

INT. ZOO — FARM EXHIBITS — CHICKEN COOP — NIGHT

Two hens straight across from us, side by side on their nests. They eye us, one STIFF and one PLUMP. PLUMP Well, now—now, dearie…we can’t judge them all, you know. STIFF Yes, but… Continue reading