Category Archive: Motts

Food Chain (haiku)

No, see, dude, like, no. Food chain’s real, but ‘snot what y’eat. Ape me’d still eat nuts. —Motts the Chipmunk

What is a letdown?

  Dude, no, wait, listen to this—just hear me out—I mean I swear you never heard this one before. … Pizza. … No, dude, no—I ain’t kidding. Just gimme a chance to explain.… Continue reading