Category Archive: Safari Slam

Carne (haiku)

Demi like carne. Carne best-fruit. Ya. It best. Good ting fruit no mind. —Demi the Kookaburra

Cage (haiku)

New ones. New ones. New. ‘Kay, first: What makes a cage. Wals. Two: What’s that. Flightless. —Wally the Macaw

Kill… (haiku)

Yeah. “Pest.” Yeah. “Pest.” Kill… Kill. Kill. Gas. Trap. Poison… …Wait. “Kill.” Kill? Kill. Wait… —Stitch the Pygmy Jerboa

“Vermin” (haiku)

No, no! Keep away! I ain’t done nothin’! I swears! I AIN’T CHEWS AGAIN! —Vin the Jerboa

Lines (haiku)

Object, life. Creature. Where does one. End and be-. -Gin? Some might know. Not me. —V the Barnacle

Fork (shape)

I’m so glad. That I can’t. Fit on the. End of a. 3- prong fork. Be- cause I. Don’t think I’d. Cope Well. … Would You? —V the Barnacle

Dinner Up (acrostic)

“Delicacies” Ill-advised: Narcissistic, Nutrient-deficient Enslavement Remains (Unethical Pleasures) —Sark the Vulture

Squash (limerick)

Zee need no more human squash bug. Bug gut not so pleasant on rug. Would go get Zee mop and beat them ’til stop, but seem would make more mess than slug. —Zee… Continue reading

Frugivore (haiku)

‘EY! WHAT! ‘FRAID O’ FRUIT? I CAN EATCH Y’ASS! I JUS’ DON’T! ‘SRIGHT! WHOSE A JOKE NOW? —Tray the Siamang

Silk Worms (haiku)

Oh…em gee. “Silk worms.” I mean…whine more, please…yanno? You’re just burn victims… —Trish the Butterfly