What is it, you think, that did this to you?

 

Think. Link. Blink. Stink. Clink… Think…

Boy oh boy. Man oh man. Jeez Louise. Howdy-do. Look alive. Man above. Jiminy Crickets…

I think, ya say. Yeah, I think, ya say… Yeah, I know, ya say… Yeah, I heard, ya say…

Think. Think. Wink. Drink. Brink. Kink. Mink.

That’s it. That’s the guy. Mink, I think. Tall, I think. Long, I think. Sleek, I think. Red, I’d wager. Mean, I’d bet. Angry, I’d venture. Teething, I’d guess. Mink.

Mink. Mink. Shrink. Rink. Plink. Pink. Zinc…

Jiminy Christmas. Lord oh lord. Good gravy. Good grief. Christ alive. Jumpin’ Jesus. Jumpin’ Jehoshaphat. Smoke…

Think. Chink. Slink. Ink. Mink. Yeah, mink. I think

I’m right, ya think. I’d say, ya think. Ya’d say, I think. I think. I mink. I…

Holy cannoli. Holy smoke. Jeepers creepers. Christ on a bike. Christ on a cracker. Mama mia. Shit from shinola. Fuck a duck.

—Bones (regarding Mitch the weasel)