What is sexy?

 

O-kay!… Hah. Yeah. Ummmm… I guess I don’t really know how to answer this one? I guess…I don’t know…good hygiene, maybe? Or…uhhh…thoughtfulness? I really don’t know—I don’t really pay attention to those things. I just…try to be a good person or whatever. Do what I can—“Fake it ‘til you make it,” they say, ha ha. Why, uh… Why do you ask, anyway? I mean, I’m sure everyone’s a little different; we can’t all be Jessica Alba, is all, hah…

*a gulp*

Actually, I’ve always kinda liked glasses, personally. I don’t really know why—there’s just something about ‘em. Maybe how sturdy they look? Like support beams for your face, kinda, only in a nice way, not in a, uh…well…construction-y way. Am I making sense? Oh gosh, I don’t know. Like I said, there just something about ‘em. Of course not everyone looks good in ‘em. God, you shoulda seen me when I had a pair in third grade. I almost couldn’t keep my lunch down, ha ha. Those were definitely not not construction-y. More like the opposite, like braces for my head or something. …Of course I had those too, heh, but let’s not even get started on that…

…So, uh, yeah. I feel like I didn’t really answer the question—but do you know what I mean? Gosh, I guess even I don’t, so, well… Yeah. I guess that’s it. Glasses, huh? I guess I didn’t even think about it until you asked. Weird. …But yeah, I think maybe an easier question next time? This one was a little, ha ha… Yeah.

—Flo

 

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