What is today?

 

Today is Talky Tuesday. Today is Talky Tuesday. Talky Tuesday means jokes. I like jokes… Tuesday we get on the stage and we tell some. Do you tell some? I tell some. I tell some. I like them.

*a beat*

Wanna hear a joke? Two guys argue sides. One’s right, so the other left.

*another*

I like that joke. But I already told it. I already told it. I told it just now. Tuesday. …But I’ll tell it again on-stage.

Oh no. I almost forgot. Almost always forgot. Not have dinner on Tuesdays. Dinner gives gas. Can’t tell jokes when you have gas. Wouldn’t be Tuesday without jokes.

*a beat*

I guess it’s not Tuesday.

—Wally