Wally & Bert

 

I’ve got a new one, Bert.

Ah, Christ…

What does a guy say to a fast-food worker. I thought you were gonna give me your number.

Wal, that doesn’t even make sense.

What does one dummy say to another. Wood you go out with me.

Just… What? What does that even—

What do you call a “mean cat” with big claws.

Wal—

Opossum.

*a beat*

Fine, okay. That one’s a little—

Why is there honey.

W—

Bee cause.

*a beat; a sigh*

Jesus fuckin’…