EXT. ZOO — RHINO EXHIBIT — DAY

[MATURE]

RED the rhino, with LOU and MANNY, crows. Manny squats on top of Red’s horn.

RED
Naw, dawg. See, the brown ones,
they got some muthafuggin’ Rocky
Road shit goin’ on, know what I
mean? Don’t get no cream for no
busted fillings. Can’t sieve that
shit, don’t swallow.

MANNY
‘Ey, ‘ey, don’t be knockin’ no
Roads. See, the crunch—the
crunch, see—is what does it. Ain’t
got dat, ain’t cream.

LOU
Mann—

MANNY
Trust a guy, uh? A bird knows.

LOU
Sure, Manny, sure, but—

RED
See? Da’s what I don’t get ‘boutch
y’all muthafuggin’ crows. Shit ain’t
“gourmet,” you ain’t eat. Thoughts
y’all were “scavengers”…

MANNY
No, see—what it is

LOU
Manny—

MANNY
What it is is—

RED
Know what? Fuck y’all. Gets outta
here. Ain’t got time for no posers.

LOU
Got a point—got a point, see—but—

MANNY
‘Ey, guy ain’t get a beak on a cone
every day. Last you wanna do is go
for runs.

LOU
What he means—what he means—
is—

RED
Know what y’all’s fuggin’ problems
is? Mouths be too big for yo head.
Can’t taste nothin’, can’t hear
nothin’—least of all yisself over
yo’s blabba.

MANNY
‘Ey! Even crows got a line dey ain’t
cross.

LOU
Manny—Manny—he just means—

MANNY
But so yous’a know, not like dey’s
creams I don’t like. Dey’s is. Jus’…
bird’s gotta have his priorities.

RED
“Priorities”?!

LOU
Now, Red—

RED
Foo’, lemme tell you ‘boutch yo
punk-ass “priorities.” Y’all’d suck
down fuggin’ glass if it was coated.

LOU
Red—Red—you should know, you
should know—

RED
Fact, I’ma finds you piece a glass
right heres, right now. See how
much you like yo fuggin’ “crunch”…

LOU
Ah, Jesus, Manny, Jesus…